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Airbnb fetish

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My new hobby is perusing Airbnb.

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I can relate.

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via pussybow)

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"Most people do not listen
with the intent
to understand;

they listen
with the intent
to reply.
"

— Stephen Covey (via muratami)

(Source: vvolare, via islandisthelimit)

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My brother’s boyfriend: You should date Paul Rudd after this is over.

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Resumé emailed.  Now to wait nauseously for a response.  Oh my god

Resumé emailed. Now to wait nauseously for a response. Oh my god

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Tightening up my resumé. I think the title of Executive Assistant is fitting.

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Guilt

Wanting to be truthful, upfront and open all the time when you know it’s inappropriate.

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tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via moonbrains)

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I am tentatively supposed to go as Joan Crawford for Halloween, but I’m thinking of going as a devil with a moustache a la Francis from the dream sequence in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

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This is the best email a coworker ever sent me about people getting unnecessarily shitty with me.

This is the best email a coworker ever sent me about people getting unnecessarily shitty with me.