Sent my sister a snapchat explaining my ripped underwear.
I miss being a kid and playing around in a storm with all of your clothes on. Laying in puddles and shit. That was the fucking best! I’m gonna have to do that again soon so I can stop feeling like a terminally ill cancer patient.
I cannot seem to get enough sleep, no matter how early I get in bed.
I am an adult and my bedtime is 8:30pm.
If a person is falls asleep on the couch, you kindly wake them and tell them to get in bed, NOT leave them there with all the lights on or movie going to randomly wake up to find out they are alone.
Reblog if you’ve ever found a Christian Death album in the “Metal” section of a record shop and realized it’s run By fucking posers.
Best post ever to be made on Tumblr. Goodnight.
I want to rent a puppy so I can absorb it’s powers.