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Sent my sister a snapchat explaining my ripped underwear.

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I miss being a kid and playing around in a storm with all of your clothes on. Laying in puddles and shit. That was the fucking best! I’m gonna have to do that again soon so I can stop feeling like a terminally ill cancer patient.

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Posting this to make myself feel better.

Posting this to make myself feel better.

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I like New Order better that Joy Division and I’m not sorry about it.

I like New Order better that Joy Division and I’m not sorry about it.

(Source: flesh-hierarchy, via moonbrains)

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I cannot seem to get enough sleep, no matter how early I get in bed.

I am an adult and my bedtime is 8:30pm.

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If a person is falls asleep on the couch, you kindly wake them and tell them to get in bed, NOT leave them there with all the lights on or movie going to randomly wake up to find out they are alone.

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ryanaircraft:

Reblog if you’ve ever found a Christian Death album in the “Metal” section of a record shop and realized it’s run By fucking posers.

Best post ever to be made on Tumblr. Goodnight.

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Today I got a new wallet because ALL the pennies I won in Atlantic City burst my other one. #ballin #loser

Today I got a new wallet because ALL the pennies I won in Atlantic City burst my other one. #ballin #loser

Tags: ballin
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Always creeping 💀

Always creeping 💀

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I want to rent a puppy so I can absorb it’s powers.

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dmcook:

A brand new flash sheet I just completed. Prints will be available soon. More details to come.

dmcook:

A brand new flash sheet I just completed. Prints will be available soon. More details to come.

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nevver:

I was so disappointed…
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(Source: asapscience, via candiedmoon)