February 2011
97 posts
Sharon Stone's Pussy
Netflix just sent me Basic Instinct. Watching it now.
January 2011
97 posts
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“We Need to Talk About Kevin became a hit cult book for women without offspring...”
– John Waters, from Role Models.
mrscreepshow asked: Missed you last night, I actually went out. lol. We need to make plans soon.
“When the cops come, I’ll just say ‘I’m gay’ and...”
– Bryan Tanenholz
Rumor Mill
I hear Jeff Goldblum wears jeans to the gym.
Weight Gain 2011
I already want to puke.
blairanoid asked: remember, on the way to ikea, when i tried to describe tim skirven to jill?
"umm, hes tall and he has a beard.."
dang, i miss you two!
"umm, hes tall and he has a beard.."
dang, i miss you two!
Quick, someone, knit me a condom.
“@ambertentacles I just saw a pic of Justin Bieber and all I could think about...”
– Twitter
How to lose your virginity to your own daughter by...
Never have sex and cum into your wife’s vagina without penetration
Conceive girl baby
Grow your daughter up for at least 16 years
Have sex.
Enter 3rd Dimension
Fin.
By: Amber and Bryan Tentacles
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